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foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

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emboites:

jontheangel:

FFFFUCK lindsay and i are buying Cirque du Soleil tickets bc we cant go to otakon look at us dealing with our grief

and if we’re already gonna be in the National Harbor area, it’s not that much farther to Baltimore if anyone wants to catch dinner with us????

Congratulations! Holy shit! On everything! That’s awesome!!!! Also, do they make special combs for eyebrows? And is that a sharp shirter shirt?

If they do, I don’t use them (I use my fingers and an eyebrow pencil), and YES, it is!! It’s OCTOHUG

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